CHRONICLES OF A NORMAL WORKOUT

So it  is that  time  of  the  day  again and Working  out   sounds like 

(a) A good  plan
(b) A bad plan

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(2) You  struggle  to get  up  let  alone  put  on  your snickers to get moving.

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(3)You scroll through your  instagram   hoping  to get just the  motivation you need  and  for  a  second there you doubt  the  numerous display  of  ripped  abs you see on  your feed .

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(4) Then you snap out of it  and  realise  they are indeed very  real  and  this   humans  work  their…….” I would  say   butts off  but   kids  are  watching So  i am just going  to  say   hearts  off  instead.
Then Bam! Your motivation kicks  in.

Full Attire  ~ check √
Earphones ~ check√
Playlist~ check√
Water  bottle ~ check√
And  a  picture  of  Leonado DiCaprio  that  you probably  don’t need  ~ check √
and  you are  ready to  get  that workout done.

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(5) Then you see the  weights that  have  been lying there  all  along  waiting  for you then  you second  guess.

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(6) Then  you realise  that  is the  lamest thing  you  ever  told yourself

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(7) Then  you  gain  the little  confidence that  you  have left and  start, then you realise it  is  not  as  bad  as you thought, the  first few  reps  seem like a  walk in  the park

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(8)until  you get to the last rep , when  all energy  is  gone. When  everything  is breaking loose, your  bladder,Your morale, confidence, energy ,  sweat, eyes. You wonder  why on earth  you are submitting  yourself to  this and then you blame God  who is in this  case  100%  innocent

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(9)Then you get it  over  and  done  with  and  you  realise that you have a new found power within you. It is  the best feeling  in the  whole  world and  you are ready to conquer  the  world in a good  positive  way not  the Doofenshmirtz  from Phineas  and  ferb  kind  of  way.

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(10) Then you walk away  hoping  that  tommorrow should be  here  already  so you  could do it all over  again

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