well, don’t get me wrong I Love running , it is my soulmate , I found love in a hopeless place but I would be daft not to share the reality about it , before I started running I had this fantastic ideas the movies placed in my head , well, allow me to bust your bubble here , are you ready? here it comes
…sorry but the slow motion scenes in the movies are totally overrated . they made running seem like you would accidentally knock your Mr. Right over and your hands would meet as you both reached for the water bottle that you dropped as a result and you would have that instant connection and you will live happily ever after .For a moment there , I imagined I was Flash , moving at the speed of light and blowing things away with my aura , I let that get into my head, I feel ten again just thinking about it.
” Ow Flash ” *Kermit’s Voice*
The truth is , there is no Mr and Mrs. Right because you are dripping and sweaty and listening to the playlist that probably would make the other person gag . You are not wearing any deodorant, like who wears deodorant when they are running, unless you are ..
The invisible woman, because you will need to smell her to notice her but then again why would she want you to notice her? it be pointless to be invisible, in other news her costume is bodacious…. S.L.A.Y.I.N.’ . I guess what I was trying to say before this startling Marvel characters rudely interrupted was running is not ‘pretty’ when you think about it but in real sense it actually is pretty. it gives you a pretty mindset , a pretty mood throughout the day, a pretty healthy life and if you are lucky a pretty boy . put on your running shoes , the road is waiting, see you on the finish line
PS: Super heroes are bad for your health
stay con-fit-dent, beautiful people